Thursday, December 10, 2009

Obama on Economics

Obama new deal, no dollars and no sense

Joe Biden really didn't have a comment

On a private jet headed for Hawaii, Gore said, "Denver continues with global warming, at 7 degrees this morning but did point out it would have a minus 70 if not for global warming.". Joe Biden didn't have a comment, he was just happy to be along for the ride.

Joe Biden really didn't have a comment

Obama new plan to cut Health cost by rolling back medicine to the 1800s, as usually Joe Biden had no comment, but Obama had to reassure the VP he would still get free donutes and coffee in the morning.

Joe Biden really didn't have a comment

Obama pointed out that even though the temperature is 3 degrees in Denver - if it had not been for global warming the temperature would have -70 degrees. Joe Biden didn't have a comment but did stuck his tongue to a metal flag pole, as the result of a dare. Denver firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the VP from the metal flag pole

Joe Biden really didn't have a comment

Obama revealed his new plan for full employment - move to China. Joe Biden really didn't have a comment but did say, "why not, we sent those jobs to China.

Joe Biden really didn't have a comment

Obama demand new programs to create jobs after finding out that the Sun is the cause of global warming and the new theory that man made the Grand Canyon. Saying we will develop new techonolgies to put the fire out on the Sun and we will create jobs to fill in the Grand Canyon, calling it an eye-sore of mankind. Joe Biden really didn't have a comment but did say he would missing cooking hot dogs and he had a shovel.